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Tell me how does this make sense to you...

Other person:  rags on the Catholic Church (which as we all know is a hobby of mine) yet refers to someone as their priest. I was raised Catholic but I choose not to attend church on a regular basis. If I am dragged due to a family obligation I do not say "my priest" or "my mother's priest" I say "the priest" or "Father Flannagan"


Other person: Accuses this priest of checking out the chicks.


Me: Joke about this particular priest's name. It suits the accusation that is made. Really.


More conversation. Some is even logical...


Other Person: Father BJ Hummer is a pedophile. He is always looking at the 7 year olds.


My mind: which one is it? a letch or a molester?


Me: Insert snarky comment about our esteemed local archbishop


Other person: Defends our esteemed local archbishop blames the Vatican. And our esteemed local archbishop is not allowed to excommunicate anyone. Actually I don't know. I was raised Catholic but I am not Catholic or any other religion.


It gets even better:


Other person: Some priests are good because since it's not natural for anyone to not have sex, they have sex in their heads. You know, I think it is natural for some people to not have sex just like it's natural for some people to brag about having sex with a loser who lives in HUD housing and doesn't drive and won't look for a job even though this person is able-bodied and in their 20s and is actually probably so lazy that they are one of those who are not naturally inclined to have sex.


My mind: I seem to recall Jesus and Jimmy Carter saying that was a sin. Only monogamous married sex for the purpose of procreation is not a sin. So technically having sex in their heads is breaking that pesky celibacy vow.

Welcome to My World!

I'll be posting beauty reviews, movie reviews, gossip (about famous peeps as well as peeps I know).  Whatever strikes my fancy.

Right now what has my attention is the A-List Actor/Actress duo who recently broke up.  Allegedly, she was his beard and he is seeking a new one: famous lady 25-45 - but she says he has a very small little beard that can only be seen when he trims (gee I thought Patrick Dempsey was still married) which makes no sense if she was just a beard who left him to have a lesbian affair with his mom. 

Sure those blind items are probably about 4 different couples but it's a doozy when put together and I have... who knew Sean Penn really a woman?